Finishing off the night with a bonfire and some s’mores. #yeahbuddy
Finishing off the night with a bonfire and some s’mores. #yeahbuddy
Found this in the movie theater while seeing iron man 3! #hellyeah
Cereal and tea at one a.m. #fatkidprobs #hungray
Doesn’t everybody? <3
Just reliving the carrot days. I did this all the way to Wall Mart down main street. #videodiaries #1D
Getting the spikes out again! I can’t wait! #soexcited #softball
Copious and falling as April’s
shower, kiss me. My chest
is a garden eager to bloom
of May flowers, sweet daffodilsand azaleas. I am soil, thirsty
from the heat of the sun and the dew
drops of the morning only tease me.
Such an ill manner to be generous
when generosity is often abused
or taken a fault on your part
when you give, you give away your heart.That it is best to be greedy,
to be selfish and unkind
then perhaps there will be
a love for yourself left behind.
why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia
because it does their job better than them
my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments
half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
(Source: lacedbelles)
beautiful sinners
depression blog, i follow back similar
i want to gently blow on
every inch of your skin
and watch the chill
reveal goosebumps
like the wind uncovering
gems under sandi want to feel each one
beneath the tips of my fingers
each mild graze exciting
a wiggle of ecstasy
from your tiny framei want to trace them
with my tongue
and taste each ridge
the sweat and salt
and toxic perfume
until i reach your dry lips
and our flavors mix
to one we enjoy
together
Everything you want to know about dreams. They are a major part of life, but we often take them for granted and don’t fully understand them.
that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
i'ma read the back of this.
lather, rinse, repeat?
why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
eheheheheheheheheheh.
but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
did i already wash my hair?
i think i did but i don't remember.
i'ma do it again.
FUCK I REPEATED.
well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
i bet it's awkward.
i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
okay time to get out.
where the fuck is my towel.
My sister is kicking my ass at battleship. B7? B7? You sunk my battleship! #Isuck #AAOOD2
Fruit roll up gusher “blunts” this is creative foodstagram. #coolkids #weird #mondaynightjoys